Fun at Santana Row - Douchebag Bingo!
So my good friend Elaine told me about something she and her significant other did over the weekend (he said it was the funnest thing he’s done in a LONG time), and I JUST had to share this with everyone:
The rules are simple, on a 4×4 grid, put some quality of a douchebag in each square. Some examples are:
- Sculped facial hair
- Blatant entitlement (like rolling through a active crosswalk in your Hummer)
- Chest waxing
- Hoop earrings
- Atomic sized dogs
- Gratuitous displaying of your Italian vehicle
- Driving in a Hummer
- Turned up soft collars
- LOW v-neck shirts for men
Anyway, two or more people face in opposite directions, and start scanning the crowd for matches. Find a match, and cross it off- standard bingo rules apply.
Only Elaine could have come up with this, and when she told me, I was dying from laughter. She rocks.